Wow, it's just like YouTube...but....not....

I got this from This is gunna be the most pointless survey ever lol.

1. How many relationships have you been in?
Um, that depends on how you define the word "relationship". It also depends on if internet ones count. Let's just say they do, savvy? In that case I guess...2?

2. What's the longest relationship you've had?
The first internet one was like a year or something.

3. How many ppl have you made out with?
Made out, none. Kissed....umm less than 3.

4. Are you a virgin?
Are you coming on to me? Yes.

5. As far as looks go with spouse, (or crush) what do you love most about their physical appearance?
Dark, shaggy hair. Dark brown eyes. Tall. Sexy polish man.

6. What do you hate?
He's kind of a jerk.

7. Do they have any annoying habits?
Jerkiness? He's too interested in the computer.

8. Is there anything that you think they should work on?
Open up more. There's a wall there, really.

9. Have you ever thought about dating someone else or what it would be like while you were still with your spouse?
Since I don't have a spouse I'm gunna saaaay...yes.

10. Have you ever wanted to screw a mannequin?
Oooh yeah! Especially those armless ones. lol Dane Cook reference!

11. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened when your spouse was there?
They totally walked in on me and the mannequin! And I was all, "Dude! Wtf!"

12. How many secrets do you think you keep from your spouse?
Just one: the secret that they're really just a figment of my imagination. Yeah. Chew on that for a second.

13. How long do you think the relationship will last?
It's already over. Booya!

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